The unthinkable has happened. Amazon’s cloud based smart device “Alexa” has lost her voice- and the world is in a panic.
- Who will tell us if we should pack an umbrella today because it’s going to rain?
- Who will remind us what the capital of New Jersey is?
- Most importantly, who will order us sandwiches when we’re feeling too lazy to hit a couple buttons on our smartphones?
No one, that’s who.
Well that is until Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos decided to hold auditions for someone to replace Alexa. The list of prospects includes Anthony Hopkins, Rebel Wilson, Chef Gordon Ramsey, and of course our favorite- Cardi B.
The Amazon commercial will air during the 2018 superbowl.
Watch the teaser and full commercial below!
The teaser starts with Cardi opening an Amazon Prime box with a headset inside. She’s all smiles as she puts the headset on ( we don’t even want to know how much she got paid for this commercial)
“Oh my God,” Cardi exclaims while laughing maniacally. “For real? I got it, though. I got it. Oh my God. That’s so funny. Let’s get it started!”
It would be pretty entertaining to have Cardi B be your personal voice assistant- don’t you think?
Here’s the full commercial:
Cardi B isn’t the only Hip Hop star getting love on the “Big Game”.
Missy Elliot and Busta Rhymes are doing a joint superbowl commercial for Doritos Blaze and Mountain Dew where they coach actors Morgan Freeman and Peter Dinklage as they prepare for their rap battle. Fittingly they’ve brought two actors to battle each other who on the surface level- could not be more different.
We have a feeling the resulting superbowl commercial is going to be absolutely hysterical.
The teaser begins with Morgan Freeman sticking out his tongue and warming up his voice while slowly drawling “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers”.
The scene then switches to Peter Dinklage doing the “woodchuck” tongue twister at an unimpressive speed.
“I don’t know what you came to do, but I ain’t come to lose—faster,” Busta shouts at Peter in the commercial. the beloved Game of Thrones actor responds with “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck” tongue-twister.
Busta out does him, repeating back the phrase even faster than him.
” How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
“chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck” he spews out, practically foaming at the mouth.
Missy gives our boy Morgan Freeman some straight talk- telling the our favorite narrator she wants to hear some conviction in his “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers” tongue-twister.
” I need to feel it like yeahhhhhhh” Missy drawls.
Who do you think will win the commercial contests during the Superbowl?
No matter what- expect to see hilarious performances from Busta, Missy Elliot, and Cardi B!